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Jury Duty - Part 8

The woman on the subway recalled the famous picture of Donna Laudomia, princess of Hercolani, by the photographer Slim Aarons:

Jack Kennedy, who followed my work, once rolled down the car window at the Everglades Club in Palm Beach and asked me, ‘Slim, that shot of the Hercolani princess in Rome, is she really that good-looking?’

‘Better!’ I told him.”  

Melancholy had been late for his first day of jury duty, so it was past the morning rush hour when met Hercolani.  She had taken the seat across from him in the empty subway car, and for six stops, as the train rumbled downtown, she kept looking at him. Their eyes briefly met. 

At Fifty-Ninth Street, as she got up to leave the train, she smoothed out the folds of her scarf and wrapped it around her neck. Its yellow color reminded him of the story of the young Vogue editor who called on Matisse in the heady days after the war.

The painter was near the end of his life, confined to a wheelchair and nursed by a former model, a Russian girl named Lydia, as his marriage had not survived the ominous early warning signs.  Matisse had told his wife at the beginning of their courtship, “I love you, but I will always love painting more,” and in response to a lifetime of being misunderstood, he had taken to wearing tweed, fully buttoned up, for encounters with nosy foreigners, so the editor received from the great painter, instead of a discussion of painting or a studio tour, fashion advice. 

Melancholy liked to imagine that Matisse had been both ironic and sincere, when he suggested the young editor wear a yellow scarf to match her orange Balenciaga coat.  The young woman followed his advice, and, lo, that season in Paris she had her first great social success.   

Hercolani stopped by the open subway door. There was no pretense now—she stared right at him, holding the door open with a bare hand, and they remained in this position for a moment.  Then, she turned her around, gathered her tweed skirt in her other hand, stepped briskly onto the platform, her blond hair falling to and fro, and disappeared from his life forever.

Jury Duty - Part 7

“What do you think those scissors are for?” she asked.

“What scissors?”

“The ones on that piece of string.”

Melancholy squinted at the painting.

“The ones right here.  Can’t you see?” 

“No.”

Kitty stepped in front of him and took his hand into hers.  She pointed his index finger at the scissors.  Her hands were cold.

Jury Duty - Part 6

Critical opinion of Tissot among writers of his acquaintance was curious. The tone of contemporary biographical sketches and gallery reviews hint at personal dislike, or perhaps, disrespect, of this popular French painter—not only of his work, but also of his person. “He is an inconsequential, garrulous character,” wrote Edmond de Goncourt in his journal, “with a flood of tiring words among which an occasional painterly phrase attracts your attention and puts you back into contact with what he is saying.” That backhanded “occasional“—oh, how it set Melancholy’s teeth on edge. But worse, so much worse, was Henry James:

He is a painter of modern manners, and he generally chooses a subject which it takes a kind of tour de force to render.  One of his pictures represents a corner of the deck of one of the Queen’s ships at Portsmouth, with two ladies and a young officer leaning over the side and looking down at a boat containing a party of their friends, which is putting off. They are women of fashion, and dressed in garments, which have come straight from Brussels; the one in front, in particular, who twists her perfect figure with the most charming gracefulness as she rests her elbows on the bulwark, and, with her head a little thrown back, smiles down lazily and luxuriously at her friends. She wears a dress of frilled and fluted white muslin, set off with a great number of lemon-coloured bows, and its air of fitting her well, and, as the ladies say, ‘hanging’ well, is on the painter’s part a triumph of perception and taste. 

M. Tissot’s taste is highly remarkable; what I care less for is his sentiment, which seems sterile and disagreeable.  Like so many other pictures representing the manners of the day, his productions suggest a curious and, I confiess it seems to me, an insoluble problem.  What is it that makes such realism as M. Tissot’s appear vulgar and banal, when an equal degree of realism, practised three hundred years ago, has an inexhaustible charm and entertainment?  M. Tissot’s pretty woman, with her stylish back and yellow ribbons, will, I am convinced, become less and less charming and interesting as the years, or even the months, go on.  Certain I am, at any rate, that I should not be able to live in the same room with her for a week without finding her intolerably wearisome and unfreshing. 

That James, the man who “made love to his Muse” would know anything about living with any woman “in the same (bed)room” was hard enough for Melancholy to endure, but the cruelty of his curt dismissal, so needlessly personal, that nasty “intolerably wearisome and unfreshing”—had James had the misfortune to meet Melancholy in the London streets during the picture season of 1877, the young writer would have found a ready, quick-to-the-draw, defender of Kitty’s honor. 

James Tissot and Kathleen Newton must have met no later than 1876, for it is after that date when her face appears, over and over again, in all of his paintings. Before she was identified, scholars called her the “ravissante Irlandaise,” or sometimes, “la Mystérieuse.” Friends of Tissot at the time recalled her effect on his life. They report that Tissot “withdrew from social life as he became increasingly absorbed with the liaison.”

Kathleen Irene Ashburnham Kelly was born in May or June 1854 in Agra, India. She was baptized on August 29, 1860 in Holy Trinity Church, St. Bride’s, London and educated at Gumley House Convent School in Isleworth. She married Dr. Isaac Newton, a surgeon in the Indian Civil Service, on the 3rd of January 1871, in what was then called Hoshearpore in India, but the couple separated one week after the marriage. Her new husband, presumably, had not been happy to find out she was having an affair with Captain Palliser of the Royal Navy. They divorced on January 20th, 1872.

To the etching titled A Walk in the Snow, Tissot appended two lines from “Fancy,” written by Keats in 1818 and published 1820.

She will bring, in spite of frost, 
Beauties that the earth hath lost; 
She will bring thee, all together, 
All delights of summer weather; 
All the buds and bells of May, 
From dewy sward or thorny spray; 
All the heaped Autumn’s wealth, 
With a still, mysterious stealth: 
She will mix these pleasures up 
Like three fit wines in a cup, 
And thou shalt quaff it:—thou shalt hear 
Distant harvest-carols clear; 
Rustle of the reaped corn; 
Sweet birds antheming the morn: 
And, in the same moment—hark! 

It is quite possible, writes one scholar, that “Kathleen, whose convent education prepared her to be a sophisticated and cultured helpmate, introduced Tissot to the poetry of Keats.” One of the harshest critics of Kitty Newton, Michael Wentworth, in a book published by the Clarendon Press at Oxford, railed against this divorced adventuress and warned against seeing her as “some sort of bluestocking muse.” He later, confronted with overwhelming evidence to the contrary, in a catalog for an exhibition that toured Japan, reversed his position. For the essential fact about Tissot is this: it is only because of Kathleen Newton, Kitty, that Tissot paints those pictures which make him famous.

Jury Duty - Part 5

It wasn’t the most famous hotel in New York, not by a long shot, and Melancholy would know, but when he walked through the revolving door, its interior, so “tastefully appointed” — he shuddered to think of the clichés the guidebooks might use — recalled something out of Robbe-Grillet’s decadent oeuvre, or, more firmly within his circle of experience, the George V in Paris, and he immediately felt at home.

The advertisement had been promising:

You are a gentleman of refinement and taste, out of place in the modern world. I am a well-read, slim, reserved classic European beauty who belongs to an older, more elegant generation of women. I own no shoes without heels, wear nothing but skirts and dresses, never pants, and am never found without makeup and a smile.

The picture had been cropped to hide the face. Normally, Melancholy would never have considered an escort who chose to hide her face, since that seemed to him contrary to the spirit of the transaction, but he had been intrigued by the self-description well-read.

Their conversation had been brief.

“When you arrive, you must first call me. Then I will tell you how to come to my room. Do you understand?”

“I understand.”

“What will you be wearing?”

“What will I be wearing?” Melancholy looked quizzically at his phone, as though this mystery woman from the advertisement could see him. “Isn’t that a question I should be asking you?”

“Look, Funny Guy. Don’t mess with me, ok? What will you be wearing?”

“A grey overcoat and plaid scarf. Ferragamo shoes.”

“I’ll see you in one hour. Don’t be late. This hotel is very strict. We must be careful. You must not be late. Do you understand?”

Then, she hung up before he could respond.

He thought she sounded a lot younger, and more causal, on the telephone than her advertisement suggested, but he decided to go anyway. It wasn’t often he got to meet a well-read girl, even in his own social circle and certainly among the girls he deigned to date, and more importantly, the price was right.

Two hundred dollars an hour—cheaper than his therapist.

Jury Duty - Part 4

Badges The Elder

Juror Two was reading a book. He started awake. Had she been reading this whole time? He tried to remember if she had pulled out a book the day before, during the first day’s session, but the only image that came to mind was her blonde hair and the yellow legal pad and his endless, looping doodles on the lined paper.

She was pressing the tips of her slim, white fingers against the pages to mark her place on the line. A very good sign. She didn’t want to miss a word. 

“Do you think we’re going to start soon, mate?” asked the juror to his right.  

One could tell a lot about a woman from her taste in books. What was she reading? He couldn’t quite make out the title.

“I say, do you think…”

“I don’t know.”

After a moment’s pause, for dramatic effect, he added,

“Don’t touch me.”

His seat-mate quickly removed his hand from Melancholy’s shoulder. Mate had a very intense look, with the obligatory intellectual’s goatee. He didn’t sound Australian, or look it, so what was with the fake, breezy cheeriness?

“Sorry, mate. But don’t you think it’s funny how lawyers charge like five hundred dollars an hour for their time, but they’re happy to waste ours, for free?”

Melancholy composed himself. “That’s not quite an equivalent comparison…”

“What do you charge for your time, Ten?” 

Juror Two turned around in her seat and looked at him.

“Wait, don’t tell me. Let me guess.”

“I’m a cheap date.” Melancholy allowed a wan smile to cross his face. “Don’t guess a big number.”

Cheap date,” Juror Two repeated, mimicking his serious tone. Then she laughed.

“But aren’t there expensive maintenance costs, as well? Isn’t that right, Ten?”