Scenes From the Trading Floor - Designated Driver
“Morgan.”
“Let me speak to the Captain.”
“May I ask who…”
“Mumbai! They teach English at that clown college in Cambridge, or what? The Captain. C-A-P-T…”
(pause)
“Mell, gotta call you back. Fed’s about to announce…”
“Why can’t Helen Keller drive?”
“…looks like a second round of QE.”
“You mean QE, round fucking twenty-five, don’t you, Captain? Fucking clowns.”
“Clowns is right, Mell.”
“Why can’t Helen Keller drive?”
“Gotta hop. Call you back.”
“Because she’s a woman.”
(silence)
“Good one, right? Nicky told me.”
“Do me a favor, Mell. Don’t let Kate hear you say that, ok?”
“Why’s that, Captain? Because she’d try to run me over, like that…?”
“Jesus, Mell.”
“Sybil, round two.”
