The Melancholy Korean

"She's getting married, captain."

"Mell?"

"Married."

"Jesus, Mell. You sound like shit."

"Married."

"Who's getting married?"

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"Mell, what the hell are you talking about? She just broke up with you..."

"Not Felicity."

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"I'm coming up on the next train."

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"Fuck you, Mell."

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"Married."

"Do you hear me? I will fucking kill you myself. You better not even be thinking about it. Next train, Mell. I'm coming up."

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"Mell, please."

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"I'll be there soon."