The Melancholy Korean

"Don't you wish you went on vacation?"

"Jesus, Mell. What time is it over there?"

"It's like 6am. Why?"

"You pulling a Nicky all of a sudden? Don't you sleep?"

"What the hell is going on over there?"

"Jesus, Mell. Did you see oil?"

"The whole fucking world saw oil today. I could be in a fucking cave in Tora Bora, and I would have heard about the move."

"I told you, Mell. I don't like this market."

"And what are those frogs doing, anyway? Tricky's gonna raise rates next month?"

"I know, Mell. You can't trust the French with anything."

"He's totally fucking with my dollar trade."

"I'm sure that's not all he's fucking."

"Keep him away from Kate, that's for sure."

(silence)

"You know, captain, there's no way to translate 'fair play' into French."

(silence)

"Mell, I gotta tell you. Rogers said he's short Citi and Fannie."

"No shit, captain."

"He said all the financials go to eight dollars during a recession."

"Well, thank fucking God we're not in a recession."

"Ha, that's great Mell."

"I don't want to go out on a fucking limb here, but the Idiot Son might be the worst emperor since Nero."