Wednesday
18Jun
Ladies
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:25PM in broker bill "Mell, you back tomorrow?"
"Captain, I gotta go home. Everyone is too fucking polite here. I can't take a shit without someone bowing to me. I miss the barbarism of America."
"But the women..."
(silence)
"Yes, well..."
(silence)
"You know, captain. I do have one regret now that the Hill-Billy is out."
"Mell. Don't..."
"I think Slick would have made a great First Lady."
(silence)
"Well, I mean, he has more of a feminine side than..."
"Jesus."
"He does that weepy, hangdog thing so well. You know, the Mister Sad Eyes, Sensitive Man routine. Women love that."
"The sushi's been getting to you, Mell."
"The country needs a warm mother."
(silence)
"I don't know about hangdog, Mell. Horndog, maybe. And I don't want to think that about my mother."