The Melancholy Korean

"You certainly came fast enough."

"It's nice to see you too." 

"Don't start."

"So, you've invited other people to watch this freak show, have you?"

"I said don't start."

"How much are tickets?"

"Ken."

"Yes, dear?"

"It's Felicity.  Or don't you remember?"

"Still keep the old Rev in the basement?  How is Coonskin, anyway?"

"Nice talk."

(silence) 

"Prune, please show the doctor to his room." 

"Yes, ma'am."

"We'll be three for dinner."