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Dramatis Personae

Please note that characters are added as they reveal themselves and become part of the story. 

The Melancholy Korean is a former derivatives trader living in New York.  He loves Dante, James Joyce and Flaubert.  He has studied French, German, Japanese, Sanskrit, and Hebrew, but of these languages, he remembers only, "avez-vous un cendrier?"  Yes, he smokes.  No, he doesn't know Korean.

Leon Badges is a painter, illustrator, draftsman, and cartoonist.

Felicity

Barbara, Felicity's Mother

Harry Best

Prune

Dr. Ken Coffin

Broker Bill and his wife Kate

Mumbai

Nicky, the Greek

Blue Stocking

Rev Hezekiah Bartholomew Smith

Kitty

Marco

The Critic

Sybil

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Friday
18Apr

Googletards (apologies to FSJ)

“Didn’t I tell you to buy Google?”

“Bill, please.”

“But no, Mell, you said it was too expensive.  Too expensive!  It’s a five-bagger, easy.  Maybe a ten.”

(silence)

“Bill, she wrote me a letter.”

“Mell...”

“I didn’t think she was the type.  I mean, come on.  You said if I didn’t want to play the game, I should date a girl like Felicity.  Well, now I have a goddamn Dear John, Bill.”

(silence)

“I can come up this weekend.”

“I need you here.  The doctor and Harry are talking medications.  I’m not going back there, Bill.  No fucking way.”

“I’ll be there.”